we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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