I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i drank out of a bidet.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
