then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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