He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
