Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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