She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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