I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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