if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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