i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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