Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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