If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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