i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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