I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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