Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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