I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
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