Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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