But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think your dad took our porno
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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