Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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