shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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