Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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