So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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