we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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