Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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