I'm drive I can fine osifer
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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