How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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