Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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