My liver just broke up with me...
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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