did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
