Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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