I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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