you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
