If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
