So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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