I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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