i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can I color on your dick again?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Randomize
