sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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