i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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