Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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