Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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