Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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