she was so not down for the gang bang
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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