You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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