dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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