honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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