Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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