He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My ATM looks so different sober.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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