hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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