What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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