STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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