So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
